Once upon a time there was a city called Lofton. Deep within Gleason County, this city was built on Rock & Roll. The citizens of Lofton are aptly named Forest, Stringbean, JR, Lefty, Taj, Farmer, French Frey, Dazed & Confused, Razor Ramon, Rudy, Punto, ChiTown, Butter, Poptart, Mr. 2 vote, Birdman, Brutus, El Capitan, and Thrifty. All of us live on Flounder Avenue, and Slat lives on Slat Boulevard. In the words of AC/DC, "Let's roll tonight." Rock on boys. Every monkey should know to stay up in your tree.