Welcome to the Stelle County Website. This site will inform you about the goings on at Stelle County, which is by far the best county at Boys State this year. Feel free to click any of the above links to learn more about specific areas of Stelle County.

Stelle County is the proud home of Governor Bert Thorndike! CONGRATS BERT!

Congratulations to the Stelle County Mag-lites softball team! The Mag-lites will play for the title of State Champions on Thursday. Opponent TBA. GO MAG-LITES!

..and now the Top Ten signs that show you are getting used to life in Stelle County:

10. You've been blacklisted and then jailed on charges of Communism.
9. You start to learn the first name of the people in your city, not just their nicknames.
8. You are not worried about waking up to find that the shower curtains are gone.
7. You've sampled every pizza place in town.
6. You can 'double time' better than anyone at Boys State.
5. You know that you have to leave for lunch at least 1 hour ahead of schedule to be one of the first 250 people through the door.
4. You've spent more time in the 'iUCCAGF' room (pronounced "ooo-GAF") then in your own room.
3. You have developed the skill of taking showers with no shower head.
2. The eggs are actually starting to have a taste.
1. You fear the wrath of the Mag Lite.

 

Designed by Mike Noonan and the Stelle County Public Affairs Team- Last updated on 6/17/04 at 1:15 PM

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