the mouth that roared

Happy Days Were Here Again - William F. Buckley -- random house 1993


Constrast the terse dialog of the tvee show, DRAGNET -- (see Dragnet file in this folder) -- with the flowing words of this book by a Libertarian journalist. When you watch tvee shows and hang around people that speak 3-4-5 word sentences --- guess what kind of speech habits and writing patterns you develop?
Likewise, hang around those with an agile tongue-brain connection, and when you speak, people may listen (tho Buckley might be a little too mouthy and put people to sleep).

Here are two sets of 10 paragraphs.

p--#1 p--#2 p--#3 p--#4 p--#5 p--#6 p--#6 p--#7 p--#8 p--#10
18 15 46 44 8 6 15 23 30 9
7 19 25 29 26 25 20 28 5 22
33 26 14 24 14 14 16 35 9 36
24 26 15 23 16 0 54 0 19 24
15 10 19 8 0 0 0 0 17 11
8 0 0 25 0 0 0 0 10 1
--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
105 96 119 202 64 45 105 86 90 103
17
words/s
19
words/s
24
words/s
25
words/s
16
words/s
15
words/s
21
words/s
29
words/s
15
words/s
17
words/s


10 paragraphs -- 50 sentences -- 1015 words -- 20 words / sentence
.
p--#1 p--#2 p--#3 p--#4 p--#5 p--#6 p--#6 p--#7 p--#8 p--#10
10 66 41 5 19 34 6 6 47 56
38 27 28 4 23 50 30 3 0 60
0 0 14 43 48 16 32 5 0 0
0 0 10 6 0 49 22 20 0 0
0 0 46 3 0 19 31 30 0 0
0 0 21 4 0 0 0 19 0 0
0 0 26 14 0 0 0 2 0 0
0 0 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 12 0 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 4 0 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
--- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
48 93 186 124 90 168 121 85 47 116
24
words/s
47
words/s
26
words/s
10
words/s
30
words/s
34
words/s
24
words/s
12
words/s
47
words/s
58
words/s


10 paragraphs -- 47 sentences -- 1078 words -- 22 words / sentence
.

I was stunned that the random choice of two groups of ten paragraphs produced about the same result: about 1050 words -- 22 words per sentence. So --- i did two more groups of ten paragraphs -- and got almost identical results. Buckley is addicted to 20 word sentences.


10 paragraphs -- 49 sentences -- 1044 words -- 21 words / sentence
.
10 paragraphs -- 54 sentences -- 1217 words -- 23 words / sentence
.
40 paragraphs: 200 sentences -- 4354 words -- 22 words / sentence
.
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