TEC
5323 Advanced Database Technology
Please use the following schedule as a hub for this course. By using this schedule page, you will be able to see all the activities to be happening during each week. There is no reason to miss any due date if you follow the schedule.
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There was life before the computer. An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken disk, it would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file. And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. And a backup happened to your commode! Cut -- you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home. And a virus was the flu! Contributed by Dennise Wilson (Graduate Student, Spring 2002) Class
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